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arlingtondr:

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keithmorris:

i wanted to know what a duck looked like without a beak so i googled it and ive been laughing at this photo for about 3 minutes

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Where can I find a male version of me

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pigeonsatan:

orbitars:

how to summon pigeon satan:

• draw pentagram
• sprinkle bread crumbs over pentagram

ＦＯＯＬＩＳＨ ＭＯＲＴＡＬ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＲＥＡＬＬＹ ＴＨＩＮＫ… ＩＳ ＴＨＡＴ ＢＲＥＡＤ

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teddypup:

YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN

YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY 17 

DANCING QUEEN, FEEL THE BEAT

OF THE TAMBOURINE OOH YEAAAAH

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buttgenie:

“no calculators allowed”

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bemy0neand0nly:

captainoinkers:

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS GIF IT’S LIKE

SHANG HAS FALLEN IN LOVE WITH THE BEAST

HE WILL BE THE ONE TO BREAK THE SPELL

BUT
BUT

BUT

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knewdrew:

i had $54.

i could either…

• pay my $54 phone bill or
• i could spend $1 dollar on a watermelon arizona and get my phone turned off until tomorrow when i have another dollar.

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